1. a) my cat rolls over, sits, lies down, and comes on command. b) they are too smart to waste time on party tricks, they have more important kitty chores to attend to.
2. I have seen dogs run into screen doors 239827349 times, eat its own poop, and trip on it's own feet. Ever seen a dog stealthily hunt a bird and catch it? no, they run at it screaming. morons.
3. so does a gun and they don't have brains.. nor do you have to pick up it's poop in public.
4. a) I have walked my cat. b) want a more active lifestyle? get up. buy a bike. wow. no vet bills or drool. sweet.
5. LOOK HOW CUTE THAT THING IS I WANT IT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP WHATEVER. if a dog sat on your laptop it would be destroyed, they are savage morons. anyways, this is how a cat tries to get your attention; by subtly getting in the way of whatever you're staring at. not pouncing at your face and drooling on your favorite shirt or emitting an ear splitting whimper.
6. THIS PERSON IS RETARDED. CATS ARE WAY MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH. Supplies: cat nip, piece of garbage, something on a string, laser pointer. get ready for seven hours of backflips, chit chat, and wall climbing. No supplies? no worries! your twinkling hand is the perfect cat toy! Worried about claws? easily clipped, or since my cat loves me the mostest she knows not to use her claws when playing. what a treat!
7. OH. MY. GOD. if I have a sore stomach november knows to snuggle it and purr it all better. If I'm sick she doesn't leave my side. In fact, she tries to save me from the shower every morning.
8. cat's do the same thing. so does a fire detector. cool.
9. this is kind of the same argument as seven. regardless, they are happy. cats form bonds with their owners too, especially women.
10. if you make noises at any animal it will react to it, stupid.
fuck dog people.
cats are cleaner, quieter (a barking dog is the most infuriating noise), and easier to care for (6am walks in the rain and snow? no thanks). forming a bond wit ha cat is special, they have so much personality. It's not easy to win the love of a cat (usually).. Dog people are like desperate 17 year old boys who want and take any loving they can get.
